It is with great sorrow and a heavy heart that I announce the death of credibility.
It is apparent now that the claim of someone knowing my identity was nothing more than a lie.
It's the same type of lie people say when they are trying to be cool.
"Oh, I have a girlfriend, but you don't know her. She doesn't live around here."
"Oh, I jumped over a house with my bike, but no one was around to see it."
"Oh, I know your identity, but I don't want to say what it is because of excuses I made up."
It looks like it was just a hoax, but I am still encouraging you to submit guesses and accusations.
It is apparent now that the claim of someone knowing my identity was nothing more than a lie.
It's the same type of lie people say when they are trying to be cool.
"Oh, I have a girlfriend, but you don't know her. She doesn't live around here."
"Oh, I jumped over a house with my bike, but no one was around to see it."
"Oh, I know your identity, but I don't want to say what it is because of excuses I made up."
It looks like it was just a hoax, but I am still encouraging you to submit guesses and accusations.
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It is with great sorrow and a heavy heart that I announce the death of credibility.
Why should I worry about my credibility in your eyes? I don't care what some Fark pariah thinks of me.
It is apparent now that the claim of someone knowing my identity was nothing more than a lie.
Yes, a lie. We don't know who you are, where you live, or where you work. And we aren't coming for you.
It's the same type of lie people say when they are trying to be cool.
It's not a lie. I've given you just enough rope to hang yourself with. Now it's time to watch you twist in the wind.
"Oh, I have a girlfriend, but you don't know her. She doesn't live around here."
Or in your case, a boyfriend.
"Oh, I jumped over a house with my bike, but no one was around to see it."
Who the fuck says that?
"Oh, I know your identity, but I don't want to say what it is because of excuses I made up."
How about "I'm not a scumbag like you, so I won't just fire off a list of suspects like you do."
It looks like it was just a hoax, but I am still encouraging you to submit guesses and accusations.
Oh, there's no need for that. You and I are going to have a little discussion later. Assuming you don't chicken out.
Come on in and make a claim you can't back up!
Ok. You have a penis.
You only know what I let you know.
You'd be surprised.
You only know what I let you know.
I know you're stupid.
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