I live in fear of being "pwned"

Constantly paranoid, I lie in wait for the internet Sherlock Holmes to discover my true identity.
This sleuth without a doubt has the skills to "Hack the Gibson!"
I'm sure by this time tomorrow all of my personal information will be splattered across every corner of the internet! My bank accounts will probably be emptied, and I'm certain that I will be banned from every website I try to enter.
Or maybe, I'm just being silly and not one single shred of information is known about me....
I can only pray that the good name of Edward Boner is not tarnished.

A moment of silence.

It is with great sorrow and a heavy heart that I announce the death of credibility.
It is apparent now that the claim of someone knowing my identity was nothing more than a lie.
It's the same type of lie people say when they are trying to be cool.
"Oh, I have a girlfriend, but you don't know her. She doesn't live around here."
"Oh, I jumped over a house with my bike, but no one was around to see it."
"Oh, I know your identity, but I don't want to say what it is because of excuses I made up."
It looks like it was just a hoax, but I am still encouraging you to submit guesses and accusations.

Just who do I think I am!?!?

That's a question some people are dying to know!
But here at Fark the Vote, we're much more interested in finding out who YOU think I am!
Feel free to submit your guesses, assumptions and wildly inaccurate accusations to our comments section!
Submit the correct answer and we will publish your post to our main page where we guarantee we will shower you with praise and your winning entry will remain for no less than one month!
Get cracking readers, and don't forget to guess soon and guess often!

As of right now we have yet to confirm a winner!
It's almost as though claims of knowing my identity were completely untrue!
We have faith, however, that someone will come up with the correct answer!

Blast from the past!

Remember 2001?
7 years ago!
Those were the goold old days! You could say "pwn" and make "All your base" references and you were on the cutting edge of the internet!
Nowadays people that do that are considered complete losers. It could even be looked at as pathetic and sad that they still find 7 year old memes entertaining. We liken them to the World of Warcraft playing fat slob we see in constant South Park references.
But we're going to try and change all that!
Our commenters love those dusty old memes! So we're bringing them back!
Going forward we're breathing new life into "Gonads and Strife!"
Who could forget "Yatta!?" We're bringing it back!
Get ready to be "in their base killing their dudes" as we resurrect memes from 6 or even 7 years ago!!!!!

To show our appreciation...

We here at Fark the Vote adore all Fark photoshoppers. Much like the readers of this blog they are always full of both wit and charm. We encourage everyone to continue to comment on this site, so that the whole world can read what you have to say about the subject!
You have a strong voice here, and we suggest you use it!
To all the photoshoppers out there, keep on submitting those wonderful shops! Pretty soon companies around the globe will be beating a path to your door, trying to get you to design their latest logo or ad campaign.
I can see Wendy with some gold paint on her face right now! Way to go Tillman!
Or how about Creepy Guy wearing some Reeboks? Great job Roger Mexico!

HellYeahHokie came back and Brian O'Blivion threw a bitch fit because his diaper hadn't been changed since he ate that bowl of corn flakes. butnoonecaredexceptforhim.
And then Andy Iceprey came back and everyone was all like OHMYGOD! and some people are crying on the inside because now there's another person submitting who gets more votes than they do.
On top of all these changes, the Fark site itself has been soiling itself lately. Oh no!
Where will Tillman, Texaco Saves, Fotofark, El Chode, Roger Mexico, Fark_the_poor! and HansensDisease post their abysmal attempts at photoshopping!? Maybe they can just draw them on pieces of paper and mail them into Charmin where they can be rendered into new toilet paper designs!!