Pretend to be me when you sign a ridiculous online petition. Go ahead.
Pretend to be me when you make comments on other people's blogs. Go ahead.
Pretend to be me when you send cowardly e-mails. Go ahead.
I'll be the first to admit I liked the original message of TSZ's blog.
I just think he went it about it all wrong. The key is to be as honest as possible.
I'm Edward Boner, and if I'm talking to you, I'll let you know it.
TSZ has a better all time average than BO'B, and other facts that set the record straight.
In response to recent emails, I am not Brian O'Blivion or TheSniperZERO. I find their squabbles to be a comedic tragedy. Pitiful while captivating, they are both very sad people.
I have never received an email that I have not responded to.
I did not send Texaco Saves any obscene emails. I prefer to spend my time talking to people who actually submit to contests or matter in any way whatsoever. I would not be surprised if another blogger did it so that they would have something to write about.
I post regularly to different Fark photoshopping forums and always to a warm reception. So apparently the claims that people knew my identity were either a lie, or they themselves are so insignificant that I did not notice.
I have also never emailed El Chode or M-j. Whoever emailed that accusation to me has not returned my email.
I have never received an email that I have not responded to.
I did not send Texaco Saves any obscene emails. I prefer to spend my time talking to people who actually submit to contests or matter in any way whatsoever. I would not be surprised if another blogger did it so that they would have something to write about.
I post regularly to different Fark photoshopping forums and always to a warm reception. So apparently the claims that people knew my identity were either a lie, or they themselves are so insignificant that I did not notice.
I have also never emailed El Chode or M-j. Whoever emailed that accusation to me has not returned my email.
A breath of fresh air.
Good Morning.
My name is HellYeahHokie.
I also go by the name Texaco Saves.
At Fark you may know me as prufrock2 or Brian O'Blivion depending on which login I use.
Treading water there can be a tiresome endeavor.
Slowly drowning in the oceans of garbage submitted to photoshop contests on a daily basis.
Usually with time comes experience and skill, but unfortunately, that is not the case.
Thank god the elite photoshoppers like myself have the PSAEF, so that we can bitch and moan about liters and the unskilled.
My name is HellYeahHokie.
I also go by the name Texaco Saves.
At Fark you may know me as prufrock2 or Brian O'Blivion depending on which login I use.
Treading water there can be a tiresome endeavor.
Slowly drowning in the oceans of garbage submitted to photoshop contests on a daily basis.
Usually with time comes experience and skill, but unfortunately, that is not the case.
Thank god the elite photoshoppers like myself have the PSAEF, so that we can bitch and moan about liters and the unskilled.
No need to lie.
Comments have been disabled. All correspondence from me will be from my email address. This way no one can lie and say they had a conversation with me through comments. I've never responded to comments. I will only respond through my email address. Just ask Drew.
Journal entry 12/06/2007
Still no word on my identity. Hope is all but lost.
In my recent forum and IM chats I was still received warmly and without a trace of knowledge. Maybe tonight will bring forth the revelation of my username and the beginning of my bannination.
I won't get my hopes up.
Lately all photoshop contests entries have been horrible. Especially yours and mine.
In my recent forum and IM chats I was still received warmly and without a trace of knowledge. Maybe tonight will bring forth the revelation of my username and the beginning of my bannination.
I won't get my hopes up.
Lately all photoshop contests entries have been horrible. Especially yours and mine.
Where, oh where, has my little dog gone?
Fetch Fido. Fetch my name.
Be a good boy and go get it.
Don't make me rub your nose in it like a bad dog.
You are a bad dog.
You won't fetch.
You sit by the table and beg for scraps.
I thought you were a cat because I knew you were a pussy, but you're just a bad dog.
A great dissapointment.
Well, it's been almost a week since anonymous people threatened to expose me and have me banned, and I have to say I'm not very impressed with what they have accomplished. I was looking forward to a little change of pace with the shock of being banned and an avalanche of insults from people who found out who I really was. I was definitely losing sleep over the whirlwind that the anonymous guardian angels of Fark were going to blow my way! I was certain that they would really be blowing a shitstorm. They blow hard. Unfortunately nothing has happened. I still come and go as I please with no one being the wiser. What a let down. They should be ashamed of themselves.
I live in fear of being "pwned"
Constantly paranoid, I lie in wait for the internet Sherlock Holmes to discover my true identity.
This sleuth without a doubt has the skills to "Hack the Gibson!"
I'm sure by this time tomorrow all of my personal information will be splattered across every corner of the internet! My bank accounts will probably be emptied, and I'm certain that I will be banned from every website I try to enter.
Or maybe, I'm just being silly and not one single shred of information is known about me....
I can only pray that the good name of Edward Boner is not tarnished.
This sleuth without a doubt has the skills to "Hack the Gibson!"
I'm sure by this time tomorrow all of my personal information will be splattered across every corner of the internet! My bank accounts will probably be emptied, and I'm certain that I will be banned from every website I try to enter.
Or maybe, I'm just being silly and not one single shred of information is known about me....
I can only pray that the good name of Edward Boner is not tarnished.
A moment of silence.
It is with great sorrow and a heavy heart that I announce the death of credibility.
It is apparent now that the claim of someone knowing my identity was nothing more than a lie.
It's the same type of lie people say when they are trying to be cool.
"Oh, I have a girlfriend, but you don't know her. She doesn't live around here."
"Oh, I jumped over a house with my bike, but no one was around to see it."
"Oh, I know your identity, but I don't want to say what it is because of excuses I made up."
It looks like it was just a hoax, but I am still encouraging you to submit guesses and accusations.
It is apparent now that the claim of someone knowing my identity was nothing more than a lie.
It's the same type of lie people say when they are trying to be cool.
"Oh, I have a girlfriend, but you don't know her. She doesn't live around here."
"Oh, I jumped over a house with my bike, but no one was around to see it."
"Oh, I know your identity, but I don't want to say what it is because of excuses I made up."
It looks like it was just a hoax, but I am still encouraging you to submit guesses and accusations.
Just who do I think I am!?!?
That's a question some people are dying to know!
But here at Fark the Vote, we're much more interested in finding out who YOU think I am!
Feel free to submit your guesses, assumptions and wildly inaccurate accusations to our comments section!
Submit the correct answer and we will publish your post to our main page where we guarantee we will shower you with praise and your winning entry will remain for no less than one month!
Get cracking readers, and don't forget to guess soon and guess often!
But here at Fark the Vote, we're much more interested in finding out who YOU think I am!
Feel free to submit your guesses, assumptions and wildly inaccurate accusations to our comments section!
Submit the correct answer and we will publish your post to our main page where we guarantee we will shower you with praise and your winning entry will remain for no less than one month!
Get cracking readers, and don't forget to guess soon and guess often!
As of right now we have yet to confirm a winner!
It's almost as though claims of knowing my identity were completely untrue!
We have faith, however, that someone will come up with the correct answer!
It's almost as though claims of knowing my identity were completely untrue!
We have faith, however, that someone will come up with the correct answer!
Blast from the past!
Remember 2001?
7 years ago!
Those were the goold old days! You could say "pwn" and make "All your base" references and you were on the cutting edge of the internet!
Nowadays people that do that are considered complete losers. It could even be looked at as pathetic and sad that they still find 7 year old memes entertaining. We liken them to the World of Warcraft playing fat slob we see in constant South Park references.
But we're going to try and change all that!
Our commenters love those dusty old memes! So we're bringing them back!
Going forward we're breathing new life into "Gonads and Strife!"
Who could forget "Yatta!?" We're bringing it back!
Get ready to be "in their base killing their dudes" as we resurrect memes from 6 or even 7 years ago!!!!!
7 years ago!
Those were the goold old days! You could say "pwn" and make "All your base" references and you were on the cutting edge of the internet!
Nowadays people that do that are considered complete losers. It could even be looked at as pathetic and sad that they still find 7 year old memes entertaining. We liken them to the World of Warcraft playing fat slob we see in constant South Park references.
But we're going to try and change all that!
Our commenters love those dusty old memes! So we're bringing them back!
Going forward we're breathing new life into "Gonads and Strife!"
Who could forget "Yatta!?" We're bringing it back!
Get ready to be "in their base killing their dudes" as we resurrect memes from 6 or even 7 years ago!!!!!
To show our appreciation...
We here at Fark the Vote adore all Fark photoshoppers. Much like the readers of this blog they are always full of both wit and charm. We encourage everyone to continue to comment on this site, so that the whole world can read what you have to say about the subject!
You have a strong voice here, and we suggest you use it!
To all the photoshoppers out there, keep on submitting those wonderful shops! Pretty soon companies around the globe will be beating a path to your door, trying to get you to design their latest logo or ad campaign.
I can see Wendy with some gold paint on her face right now! Way to go Tillman!
Or how about Creepy Guy wearing some Reeboks? Great job Roger Mexico!
You have a strong voice here, and we suggest you use it!
To all the photoshoppers out there, keep on submitting those wonderful shops! Pretty soon companies around the globe will be beating a path to your door, trying to get you to design their latest logo or ad campaign.
I can see Wendy with some gold paint on her face right now! Way to go Tillman!
Or how about Creepy Guy wearing some Reeboks? Great job Roger Mexico!
HellYeahHokie came back and Brian O'Blivion threw a bitch fit because his diaper hadn't been changed since he ate that bowl of corn flakes. butnoonecaredexceptforhim.
And then Andy Iceprey came back and everyone was all like OHMYGOD! and some people are crying on the inside because now there's another person submitting who gets more votes than they do.
On top of all these changes, the Fark site itself has been soiling itself lately. Oh no!
Where will Tillman, Texaco Saves, Fotofark, El Chode, Roger Mexico, Fark_the_poor! and HansensDisease post their abysmal attempts at photoshopping!? Maybe they can just draw them on pieces of paper and mail them into Charmin where they can be rendered into new toilet paper designs!!
And then Andy Iceprey came back and everyone was all like OHMYGOD! and some people are crying on the inside because now there's another person submitting who gets more votes than they do.
On top of all these changes, the Fark site itself has been soiling itself lately. Oh no!
Where will Tillman, Texaco Saves, Fotofark, El Chode, Roger Mexico, Fark_the_poor! and HansensDisease post their abysmal attempts at photoshopping!? Maybe they can just draw them on pieces of paper and mail them into Charmin where they can be rendered into new toilet paper designs!!
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