Constantly paranoid, I lie in wait for the internet Sherlock Holmes to discover my true identity.
This sleuth without a doubt has the skills to "Hack the Gibson!"
I'm sure by this time tomorrow all of my personal information will be splattered across every corner of the internet! My bank accounts will probably be emptied, and I'm certain that I will be banned from every website I try to enter.
Or maybe, I'm just being silly and not one single shred of information is known about me....
I can only pray that the good name of Edward Boner is not tarnished.
This sleuth without a doubt has the skills to "Hack the Gibson!"
I'm sure by this time tomorrow all of my personal information will be splattered across every corner of the internet! My bank accounts will probably be emptied, and I'm certain that I will be banned from every website I try to enter.
Or maybe, I'm just being silly and not one single shred of information is known about me....
I can only pray that the good name of Edward Boner is not tarnished.
5 comments:
Constantly retarded,
FTFY.
I lie in wait for the internet Sherlock Holmes to discover my true identity.
You shouldn't have dropped out of elementary school, my dear Watson.
This sleuth without a doubt has the skills to "Hack the Gibson!"
I'm going to start ending my sentences with exclamation points! They sound so much more important that way!
I'm sure by this time tomorrow all of my personal information will be splattered across every corner of the internet!
Actually, it's already been posted. Care to guess where?
My bank accounts will probably be emptied,
All your $1.75 are belong to us.
and I'm certain that I will be banned from every website I try to enter.
Come see me at the Chat page. I think we should talk. That is, unless you're too much of a bitch to troll in real time. (You are)
Or maybe, I'm just being silly
You're pretty silly, IMO.
and not one single shred of information is known about me....
Keep telling yourself that.
I can only pray that the good name of Edward Boner is not tarnished.
I like you this week. You seem to have discovered sarcasm. Keep practicing.
DIAF Boner!
Update your blog bitch boy!
Even if I had your bank account number it wouldn't be worth anything because you probably blow all your money on gay chat lines.
When you take a break from making out with your sister don't forget to delete these comments!
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