One liar with thirty clones

Pretend to be me when you sign a ridiculous online petition. Go ahead.
Pretend to be me when you make comments on other people's blogs. Go ahead.
Pretend to be me when you send cowardly e-mails. Go ahead.

I'll be the first to admit I liked the original message of TSZ's blog.
I just think he went it about it all wrong. The key is to be as honest as possible.
I'm Edward Boner, and if I'm talking to you, I'll let you know it.

TSZ has a better all time average than BO'B, and other facts that set the record straight.

In response to recent emails, I am not Brian O'Blivion or TheSniperZERO. I find their squabbles to be a comedic tragedy. Pitiful while captivating, they are both very sad people.

I have never received an email that I have not responded to.

I did not send Texaco Saves any obscene emails. I prefer to spend my time talking to people who actually submit to contests or matter in any way whatsoever. I would not be surprised if another blogger did it so that they would have something to write about.

I post regularly to different Fark photoshopping forums and always to a warm reception. So apparently the claims that people knew my identity were either a lie, or they themselves are so insignificant that I did not notice.

I have also never emailed El Chode or M-j. Whoever emailed that accusation to me has not returned my email.

A breath of fresh air.

Good Morning.
My name is HellYeahHokie.
I also go by the name Texaco Saves.
At Fark you may know me as prufrock2 or Brian O'Blivion depending on which login I use.
Treading water there can be a tiresome endeavor.
Slowly drowning in the oceans of garbage submitted to photoshop contests on a daily basis.
Usually with time comes experience and skill, but unfortunately, that is not the case.
Thank god the elite photoshoppers like myself have the PSAEF, so that we can bitch and moan about liters and the unskilled.

No need to lie.

Comments have been disabled. All correspondence from me will be from my email address. This way no one can lie and say they had a conversation with me through comments. I've never responded to comments. I will only respond through my email address. Just ask Drew.

You don't know my name.

I am anonymous.

Journal entry 12/06/2007

Still no word on my identity. Hope is all but lost.
In my recent forum and IM chats I was still received warmly and without a trace of knowledge. Maybe tonight will bring forth the revelation of my username and the beginning of my bannination.
I won't get my hopes up.
Lately all photoshop contests entries have been horrible. Especially yours and mine.

Where, oh where, has my little dog gone?

Fetch Fido. Fetch my name.

Be a good boy and go get it.

Don't make me rub your nose in it like a bad dog.

You are a bad dog.

You won't fetch.

You sit by the table and beg for scraps.

I thought you were a cat because I knew you were a pussy, but you're just a bad dog.

A great dissapointment.

Well, it's been almost a week since anonymous people threatened to expose me and have me banned, and I have to say I'm not very impressed with what they have accomplished. I was looking forward to a little change of pace with the shock of being banned and an avalanche of insults from people who found out who I really was. I was definitely losing sleep over the whirlwind that the anonymous guardian angels of Fark were going to blow my way! I was certain that they would really be blowing a shitstorm. They blow hard. Unfortunately nothing has happened. I still come and go as I please with no one being the wiser. What a let down. They should be ashamed of themselves.